I've never really asked for anything before, but I'm glad I did this time! It's really it! I even found one of your shoes and a bag of chips in the back.
[A shudder goes through him when he reads he found a shoe and a bag of chips. Does that mean...?
It does. Oh no. It does. He thought he escaped this car. He thought maybe if he could get Lith used to the new one he had here, he might be able to convince him back home that a new car might be fun.
APPARENTLY NOT.]
liet [If he was actually talking, it would sound like he was talking a child about some delicate matter.]
[He knows how much Lith loves this stupid car and Poland knows no matter how much he tries to tell Lith he should really get a new car, it isn't going to work. Even though it smells weird and it's old and seriously, Lith. Get a new car.]
ill go if we go where i want and it doesnt explode
if it doesnt explode then itll break down sumwhere sucky and we'll b stuck n the woods and freeze and dude freezing sux? ur fingers get all black and gross
but which shoe did u find? its so weird my shoe was still n there! thats so crazy. i guess nobody wuld break in2 ur car even if we r gone for lyk over a year
it sux i only hav 1 shoe tho. i shuld hav left both in ur car so i culd hav another pair. y did i leave only 1 shoe behind?? did i rly go n the house with only 1 shoe? was i drunk or sumthing? [That's actually a realistic question to ask when it comes to Poland.]
u better hav carried me so my foot didnt get dirty!!
[Don't mind him. He's just making up his own story about how his shoe got lost and how Lith better have thought about his poor foot that was shoeless.]
I don't know, it was hidden among a bunch of trash and chip crumbs. Its partner might actually be stuffed under the seat. [ In Lith's car there's his space (the drivers seat floor) and then Poland's space (everything else). ]
But I'm sure if that's how it happened, I carried you in. I can't remember the last time that happened though. [ Mostly because there's too many times to count. ]
This is your stuff! Can't you clean up your own messes sometimes? It should be you vacuuming all this up.
[ He knows the answer, but he has to ask sometimes. In the midst of this texting, if Poland partakes a glace through his front window, he'll see he's actually gotten curious and brought out the shop vac. In between sentences he's having to suck up hair, crumbs, and God knows what else. Maybe this old magazine getting stuck in the tub has made him snippier. ]
[Why would he look out the window? He's busy hanging out on the couch and eating snacks. Who cleans on a day like this? Not Poland. It sure is nice, though, hanging out and doing nothing. Lazing around. Not having a care in the world as he fills himself with unhealthy snacks.]
its ur car and u asked 4 it back!! not me!! i didnt hav a mess in ur better 1
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I've never really asked for anything before, but I'm glad I did this time! It's really it! I even found one of your shoes and a bag of chips in the back.
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It does. Oh no. It does. He thought he escaped this car. He thought maybe if he could get Lith used to the new one he had here, he might be able to convince him back home that a new car might be fun.
APPARENTLY NOT.]
liet [If he was actually talking, it would sound like he was talking a child about some delicate matter.]
THIS is wut u asked 4?
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It was a little bold of me, right? But it paid off!
I actually got it yesterday, but I just had to drive it around a little before I told you.
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r u being srs [He knows he's being serious, but why? It's always the worst when he's the one that has more sense than Lith in a situation.
Just.
Why?]
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Absolutely! Come with me next time.
[ Don't harsh his mellow; let him have this!! ]
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No, it's just an open invitation.
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ill go if we go where i want and it doesnt explode
[Poland, they always go where you want.]
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[ Sure, sometimes it takes a couple tries to start and the AC smells a little burnt in the summer, but it's nowhere close to exploding. ]
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But that's not the point! It won't break down.
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but which shoe did u find? its so weird my shoe was still n there! thats so crazy. i guess nobody wuld break in2 ur car even if we r gone for lyk over a year
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Uh I think it's from a pair of your sandals. It's blue. [ That's about all he knows about shoes. ]
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u better hav carried me so my foot didnt get dirty!!
[Don't mind him. He's just making up his own story about how his shoe got lost and how Lith better have thought about his poor foot that was shoeless.]
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But I'm sure if that's how it happened, I carried you in. I can't remember the last time that happened though. [ Mostly because there's too many times to count. ]
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u shuld ttly clean them 4 me if u find them!! even tho idk which 1s they r
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[ He knows the answer, but he has to ask sometimes. In the midst of this texting, if Poland partakes a glace through his front window, he'll see he's actually gotten curious and brought out the shop vac. In between sentences he's having to suck up hair, crumbs, and God knows what else. Maybe this old magazine getting stuck in the tub has made him snippier. ]
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its ur car and u asked 4 it back!! not me!! i didnt hav a mess in ur better 1
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But these aren't my crumbs and empty snack bags.
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thats just how it goes
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