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im gonna take pix!!!!!!

and then use them 2 make sure u make me yummy things all the time

[POLAND THAT IS BLACKMAIL. YOU ARE BLACKMAILING YOUR BEST FRIEND.]

Don't blackmail me into making you food!

[ STOP ACTING LIKE THIS IS ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN, LITH........... ]

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WHERES MY DINNER???

[POLAND STOP ACTING LIKE YOU ACTUALLY HAVE BLACKMAIL ON HIM. Though he probably does have a lifetime supply of it. Not that he'd actually use any of it. Well, the not so funny stuff anyway. The embarrassing daily adventures these two have faced are another story.]

[ ~~just don't tell anyone about the penis tongs~~ ]

It's in your own house! You could just ask me to make you some instead of this, you know!

[~~no that incriminates him too~~]

i did!!! we shuld hav dinnr 2gether since finland left u. itll b lyk those breakup party things they hav in movies

or ill tell everybody how weird ur face looks when u sleep

You can't breakup if you're not together! A divorce party sounds better. [ this only makes sense in country world ]

And everyone's face looks weird when they sleep! We've talked about this.

fine!!! divorce party. we r doing it rite?

my face doesnt!!!

Yes, if you want. Whose house is this going to be at?

And it does.

my house and NO it doesnt

You can drool sometimes and your mouth falls open.

I WULDNT DROOL

U MUMBLE WHEN U SLEEP!!! ur probs talking about rly dum things 2. lyk work and stuff. probs lyk SHULD I DOUBLE SPACE THIS OR NOOOOOO I DONT NOOOOOOO

[Poland, that isn't how you type out mumbling.]

Sometimes there's enough to make your pillow wet! [ he's teasing but it's actually true... ]

I mumble? That's actually not surprising. I hope I don't say too many weird things... [ Thinking about the kinds of dreams he has...yeah, he hopes he doesn't say too much. ]

THE PILLOW WAS ALREADY WET!!!!! [Is that the worst cover up or what.]

i dont speak mumbles. mayb u talk about walls or carpets or laundry BUT ITS WEIRD and funny

What other wet thing has been on your pillows?

[ that's his big concern now, what are you getting bed with and what stains does he need to worry about if and when they get home ]