This is your stuff! Can't you clean up your own messes sometimes? It should be you vacuuming all this up.
[ He knows the answer, but he has to ask sometimes. In the midst of this texting, if Poland partakes a glace through his front window, he'll see he's actually gotten curious and brought out the shop vac. In between sentences he's having to suck up hair, crumbs, and God knows what else. Maybe this old magazine getting stuck in the tub has made him snippier. ]
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[ He knows the answer, but he has to ask sometimes. In the midst of this texting, if Poland partakes a glace through his front window, he'll see he's actually gotten curious and brought out the shop vac. In between sentences he's having to suck up hair, crumbs, and God knows what else. Maybe this old magazine getting stuck in the tub has made him snippier. ]